Look any where in any source book, and the FIRST thing it says about RPing a drow, is that they HAVE NO SENCE OF HUMOR. None, ZIP, Zero!
They don't know what jokes are, let alone how to tell one...
you want to die... make a drow joke.
^.^
of course Taz was under a cloak when said joke was being told... LOL
Hahahahahahahaha! Very cute. I -love- the little spider on his shoulder! That's so cute!
Though, I beg to differ... Some Drow have a sense of humour. It's just very cruel. Subai's idea of a good time is using the Stick spell to annoy the heck out of her party's elf. Most annoying spell -ever-. Well, and possibly secretly using Speedy Undress on a particularly attractive male drow that might be passing by... But that's a whole other story. Mwahahaha...
Atta boy! You tell em! My drow's sense of humour tends to be perverse too. She likes to play with her prey before she kills them, coming onto them and getting them all fired up and then BAM dead as a doornail. She-drow are such charming creatures
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The DA Sons of Feanor: Maedhros, Maglor, Celegorm, Caranthir, Curufin, Amrod & Amras
Because Drow are short. And so are dwarves. *slightly off kilter logic* Lost ain't never gonna let Tebryn hear the end of how short he is.....when he's average height for a drow. But then Lost is a freak of nature. Oh, what? Comment on the picture? Oh, right!!
Hee hee, I think the spider's a cute touch. Oooocoochie-woochie!! And your talent with color and scenery never fails to amaze me.
*snickers* I could just picture him walking up to the people telling the joke and saying something like "Vith dos, rivven!!" And then start kicking ass...
My drow tend to have senses of humor... but then again... I chat RP... so things are a bit different. My drow characters tend to have sick, twisted, dark, disturbing senses of humor... Course my drow have usually also been topside for one reason or another long enough to gain a sense of humor.
Like Lost... or rather Akai'zhar (I named him that before I got ahold of a list of Drow names)... anyway.. he GOES by Lost, and he's... well... in my little world even the other Drow were afraid of him... He's a freak... 6ft 8inches tall.. completely white... being that he's an albino. He's got some weird powers drow really shouldn't have... 500 years topside hasn't done much for his.. disposition. I play him in the modern world. In the modern world he's a drug addict and a hacker... Well... a drug addict/hacker/murderer/rapist/sorcerer... He's spent a lot of time... learning different forms of magic and stuff... I'll admit that he's a bit of a god character... but he prefers to rip people apart manually rather than resorting to spells and stuff... more fun that way. He's got a lot of power but he rarely uses it. Like I said... he prefers to rip people apart with his bare hands if he can... or totally screw them by making their computers crash... hehe.
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When you're a cannibal every fight is a food fight.
He's a half elf half human ranger who thinks he's a full human, raised by strange cicumstances.... He's our party's Snarky bastard. He deny's that he's half elf, and hates all elves in general.
Also you should note, Taz doesn't speak common well... he thinks BAR meant Long pole or thick rod, Not Tavern.
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Embrace the ebon night of the underdark.
Vel'uss ssrig'luinen ogglinnar vel'drav dos inbal abbilen saph usst.
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Though, I beg to differ... Some Drow have a sense of humour. It's just very cruel. Subai's idea of a good time is using the Stick spell to annoy the heck out of her party's elf. Most annoying spell -ever-. Well, and possibly secretly using Speedy Undress on a particularly attractive male drow that might be passing by... But that's a whole other story. Mwahahaha...
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"I think I just had an evilgasm." - [link]
Blue Scar Productions. Cute girls, big guns, and swords. Just what the doctor ordered!
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The DA Sons of Feanor:
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The DA Sons of Feanor:
Hee hee, I think the spider's a cute touch. Oooocoochie-woochie!! And your talent with color and scenery never fails to amaze me.
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" For some reason, all the ideas that SHOULD NOT BE come to my brain. Possibly because it lets them in and gives them food."
And that spider's so cute! *wants a pet spider just like that one*
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~DrowElfRocker and =alienkabalien
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This drow rocker can be found at *Lolth-Scourge and ~80s-Metal-Mania
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My drow tend to have senses of humor... but then again... I chat RP... so things are a bit different. My drow characters tend to have sick, twisted, dark, disturbing senses of humor... Course my drow have usually also been topside for one reason or another long enough to gain a sense of humor.
Like Lost... or rather Akai'zhar (I named him that before I got ahold of a list of Drow names)... anyway.. he GOES by Lost, and he's... well... in my little world even the other Drow were afraid of him... He's a freak... 6ft 8inches tall.. completely white... being that he's an albino. He's got some weird powers drow really shouldn't have... 500 years topside hasn't done much for his.. disposition. I play him in the modern world. In the modern world he's a drug addict and a hacker... Well... a drug addict/hacker/murderer/rapist/sorcerer... He's spent a lot of time... learning different forms of magic and stuff... I'll admit that he's a bit of a god character... but he prefers to rip people apart manually rather than resorting to spells and stuff... more fun that way. He's got a lot of power but he rarely uses it. Like I said... he prefers to rip people apart with his bare hands if he can... or totally screw them by making their computers crash... hehe.
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When you're a cannibal every fight is a food fight.
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Administrative Matron and One of the Eight Ruling Houses of *Lolth-Scourge
Oloth Zhah Tuth Abbil Lueth Ogglin.
Darkness is both friend and enemy.
He's a half elf half human ranger who thinks he's a full human, raised by strange cicumstances.... He's our party's Snarky bastard. He deny's that he's half elf, and hates all elves in general.
Also you should note, Taz doesn't speak common well... he thinks BAR meant Long pole or thick rod, Not Tavern.
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Embrace the ebon night of the underdark.
Vel'uss ssrig'luinen ogglinnar vel'drav dos inbal abbilen saph usst.
RB was a disney animator. One of many laid off August 2004 after the completion of Brother Bear.
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Let no one who loves be unhappy, even love unreturned has its rainbow.
~James M. Barrie
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