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Drow males are people too, LOL by RollerBoyjeremy Drow males are people too, LOL by RollerBoyjeremy
Ah the very first Nutzlose Helder Comic, (it means The useless heroes) THese are based on my D&D games, and my real life musings, Of course, this particular one was inspired by Female cat calls and WOLF whistles.

I mean poor GIRLS, they get harrased by guys when They walk by constructions sites, and men JUST stare at their chests when They talk...

since Drow society is inverse our society I think It would be the guys who get the wolf whistles, no?


Two days worth of work, and re scripting and rewrites...But I think it's worth it.
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cullyferg2010 Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2016
Reading the word balloons was a bit difficult.  Couldn't make out the print that well but got the general idea.
AlishaTano Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I feel awful for loving this idea so much... XD I'm so sorry, Drows!
TaleweaverNLM Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
*just spat coffee all over her computer* OMG I LOVE ITS! and it's funnier to me cuz I recently turned my male drow into a female XD
indulcet Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
lol I like this one. :D
stinkyfoofoo Featured By Owner May 8, 2015
Head cannoning this SO HARD.
Hyo38 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
the title is a rather radical concept.
Jenie-Wraithfeather Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
0.0 no words
Red-Dragon-Lord Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2014
This is excellent!
ruamsa144 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2013
I really do feel sorry for the male Drows. It's shocking how horrifying the Drow society depicts Matriarchy...I LOVE IT! It's shows it can be just as bad as patriarchy!
DreamsUnderStarlight Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
*Loved* this. Too funny.
Elgorfo1 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013
This was hilarious, thank you.
PhysicistEarthPony Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
My friend's character had it especially bad because he was a Half Drow male which in Drow society is the equivalent of being black.
FoxyFlare Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2013
skyfireJax Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2013
Oh yes, well worth it...<chuckling here>
No sexism in D&D!!!
So sharing this with the world!!!!
Millahnyan Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2013
I'm packing my things and moving to a drow city right now!
Any other lady wanna join?
VAEisenberg Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2013
storming-darkness Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2012
Really good way to show condenscending sexism through dnd
windstrider1 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thats really good work.
Chazste Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XD Hilarious and awesome!
Gragertin Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2012
nice, wish i could do this kind of work, but expecially when it comes to backgrounds, im not that good

with all the d&d art i've looked at, i just have to re-draw my female wereshark in photoshop xwx and maybe do some drow myself
Telnavi1 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Student Writer
Well, its better then the drow in my campains. Peaces of crap tried to concure the whole surface EIGHT times.

anyhow, hilarious and awsome comic.
chrisstarshade Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012
I find this hilarious.
Mialee-Shaveer Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I love your thought process!
Vercinacox Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is AWESOME. It made me laugh so damned hard. And it's quite well done, too. :D
tweedledeekaoru21 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Maybe, .....we should roll initiative on that XD
Complete-SpaZ Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Those poor boys, being ogled like some pieces of meat. They're people too!

What they should be doing is making the women sandwiches! :icondumbbitchplz:
Blaze-Rider16 Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2012
hear hear
fem dominence can go too far
Eliphasthedark Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012
This is...
an enjoyable piece.
LupisKhyerus Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
haha Very cool
Mewchanok Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2012
Well... I'm a girl and... if it's like this ...
*packing my bags and moving to Lolth society *
Madzir Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2012
Do you have more, and can link them?
Madzir Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2012
I love it! LOL! Encore! Encore!
evangalineII Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012
Hahaha THE last pic is hilarious!
Anixara Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012
Laughing my ass off now KTHXBYE! |D
VlaudFennikusu Featured By Owner May 28, 2012
oh kool yo, i am actually trying to fig out how to play dnd and am almost done with my char ^^ i already read through the origional dm and players manual tht a friend lent me
my char happens to be a drow so i was looking for references when i found this, is this the only page of a false comic or are there mor? id like to read them ^^
Ultima-Eve Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
HA! That is so epic! XDDD
Taffra Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2012
You're totally right there! :rofl:
bel0919 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012
ahahah !
gakusangi Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2012
A very entertaining cast, I wish there was more of them ^_^
arrogances Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2012

The females are hot though. Play ball, bro.
Schlangenschatten Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2012  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
This is so... so...
Just the reason, why my male Drow RPG character ran for it. XD
BRAD0013 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2012
You have captured the plight of the Drow male perfectly, I absolutely love it..
RollerBoyjeremy Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
thank you.
RadiantStar4 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist

This is win. XD
BjorneNg Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Awe, poor Drow men. We get no respect. *folds arms and pouts* Good thing we get to PICK our mates. ^_^ Glad the men get to choose if they accept a particular female rather than being forced into a relationship. By the way, great picture. ^_^
tieflingwizard Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011
Campaign Idea!!
RollerBoyjeremy Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
Glad to help! (My DM uses this one OFTEN!)
tieflingwizard Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011
It's perfect! The choice between helping rebel male drow or to kill them. What should we do?!
LuthienSsinOloth Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2011  Professional General Artist
LOVE this!
DanishAEF Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011
The drow females are bitches. Send those men to the surface for some time.. for a holiday. If I was better at drawing, then I would try to draw some drows on a surface-holiday with some women who doesn't treat 'em like a piece of meat :3
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